If Anakin Had This, There Would be No Luke or Leia
Freakin’ Darth “Condom Head” Vader. Translated, it says, “I will not be your father!,” which is kinda stupid. Shouldn’t it say “I will not be a father?” If your child isn’t born yet, who are you...
View ArticleCondoms for Retro Gamers: Let the Games Begin!
Everyone needs condoms, but this is the best condom packaging that I’ve ever seen. These ones really stand out. There’s a reason why. They were made for geeks. All of the packets feature different...
View ArticleDarth Vader Condoms Get Proper English Translation
I can officially say that in the 4+ years and 6675+ posts that we’ve had on Technabob, that we’ve written articles about condoms exactly twice. Now, we’ve gone and done it thrice. And one of the...
View ArticleStar Wars Condoms Safely Wrap Your Lightsaber
Yeah, I know what you’re thinking. “I’m a nerd and have absolutely no use for Star Wars condoms aside from collecting them and displaying them next to my carded action figures.” Well, nerdlings, you...
View ArticleGooma Case Marine Keeps Smartphones Nice and Dry
In most situations, if you drop your phone into water, there’s a good chance that it’s toast. Granted, there are ways to save it, if it wasn’t underwater for too long. The Gooma Case Marine is a soft...
View ArticleCondom Wrapper Can Be Opened One-handed
How many intimate moments have been ruined by fighting to open up a condom wrapper? Far too many. However, those days may be over thanks to this unique new design. Designer Ben Pawle has created a new...
View ArticleBe Glad the Tetris Condom Isn’t “T”-Shaped
If there was a single phrase I thought I would never say in my life, one of them would definitely be “Tetris Condom.” But seeing as YOLO, here goes… Guys, if your unit is square, red and bumpy, you...
View ArticleTongue Cover Promises to Help You Swallow Those Bitter Pills
We’ve seen some bizarre projects turn up on Indiegogo and other crowdsourced funding sites over the years. However, the Tongue Cover may well be the most bizarre ever. The product is designed to cover...
View ArticleBacon Condoms: Pork for Her Pleasure
Guys hate condoms right? But everybody loves bacon. Now everyone will want to use condoms since they come in… bacon flavor. Like the box says, they “make your meat look like meat.” Now that bacon...
View ArticleThe Slingshot Channel Takes Aim at Bill Gates’ Condom Challenge
If you have been following nerd news at all, then you know that Bill Gates has issued a challenge through The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. They are offering $100,000(USD) to the person who can...
View ArticlePizza Condoms Come in a Pizza Box: It’s Not Delivery, It’s a Condom
This may be the best combination of pizza and sex that I have ever seen. Whether your girlfriend ordered up pepperoni or sausage, she will be happy that you came prepared. These Pizza Condoms are from...
View ArticleIf Anakin Had This, There Would be No Luke or Leia
Freakin’ Darth “Condom Head” Vader. Translated, it says, “I will not be your father!,” which is kinda stupid. Shouldn’t it say “I will not be a father?” If your child isn’t born yet, who are you...
View ArticleCondom Flash Drive Protects Your Data
Flash drives are a dime a dozen these days. In fact, I get so many of them handed to me at media events, that I could probably build a 10 terabyte array out of the ones I have stashed in my desk...
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